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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Saturday Joke #1
A blind man and his guide dog in a bar orders a drink and shouts to the bartender “hey you want to hear a blond joke?” it all goes very quiet. The woman next to him says “before u tell that joke you should know the barmaid is blond, the bouncer is blond, im a 6ft tall, 200lb blond with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a weightlifter, the lady to your right is a blond pro wrestler. ” you still want to tell that joke?” the blind guy thinks for a moment and says “nah, not if i have to explain it 5 times.
